what they don't teach you in business school!!!

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...


One day , Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said , "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said , "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor , you bend down , and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says , "Ask him for $200 , pick up the
money very fast , he won't even be able to get his
pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by , and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally , after 45 minutes , the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"


Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!